Details Tori Spelling ‘porn massacre’ Elf on the Shelf Misfortune with Sons

Tori Spelling admitted to giving her four oldest children free reign over their Elf of the Shelf activities this year, which led to some NSFW moments.

“I like to do very creative things,” Spelling, 51, said on the Monday, Dec. 23 episode of her show “Incorrect spelling” podcast. “I always say our elves are a bit naughty. They are malicious. … But my kids went to the next level.”

The Beverly Hills, 90210 alum explained that she asked her children Liam, 17, Stella, 16, Hattie, 13, and Finn, 12, to trade the holiday elves setup for their youngest brotherBeau, 7.

While she said her daughter were “very creative” and “very artistic” with their choices, the boys took it up a notch.

“Guys do it and say, ‘Sex, love and rock and roll, minus the love,'” Spelling said with a laugh.

She remembered one particular incident when Liam was in charge that shocked her. When she woke up one morning, Beau told her there was a “trouble” and the elves needed “help”, so she investigated.

“I walk into the kitchen and there are elves and some porno massacre going on. It was like Elfie Does Dallas,” Spelling joked, referring to the 1978 pornographic film. Debbie does Dallas.

An actress who shares her children ex-husband Dean McDermottshe said she couldn’t believe her eyes.

“The elves all did different things to each other,” she explained, noting that there were four elves and a reindeer. “Mouths in different areas. Hands where they shouldn’t be. Some were upside down, all over the place.”

Spelling said the scene also included “beef sticks and cheese sticks pulled out of the fridge for school snacks,” as well as ranch dressing and oil from the kitchen. “It was like OnlyElves,” she laughed, comparing it to the online subscription service OnlyFans.

The Beverly Hills Troop star she admitted that she immediately knew Liam was the culprit. “It’s funny. I won’t lie, I laughed. But it was like, ‘Wow,'” she said.

After Beau tells her that elves have “real problems,” she replies, “Yeah, big sex addictions. Spelling laughed while recounting the experience, calling it “crazy.”

Although Spelling told Liam and the rest of her brood to “cut the dirt,” the wholesome Elf on the Shelf experience didn’t last long.

“There were some cute ones in between. Like, “Oh, they’re having a marshmallow, a chocolate bomb.” Marshmallows and hot chocolate. It’s cute,” Spell saidbut as it circled back to Liam she got another wild scene.

She remembered coming down and seeing the elves “all in a circle” with the reindeer in the middle. “I was like, ‘Oh, Liam, you’re an idiot.’

When it comes to Finn’s elf prank, Spelling recalled him putting a reindeer in a frying pan and asking, “How do you like your reindeer? Rare, medium, or well done?” He later tried to “pull out a cheese grater” to “rip their clothes,” but Spelling shut it down.

She teased that “poor Beau” seen a lot with Elf on the Shelf this year, but insisted he was fine.