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Former president Joe Biden I just signed with the agency of Creative Artists of Hollywood Powerhouse to direct projects for movies and television, which is remarkable, because most people are not convinced that the former president can even work the remote control on his panoramic screen, And much less act in movies.
Biden apparently thought that former president Barack Obama And actress Meghan Markle can create a successful program and harvest nine figures, could do the same.
He informs that a Guild of America and Sunday Directors and the film festivals of Sundance and Cannes already nominated Dr. Jill Biden for the best director of anything that seems to be exaggerated.
News reports say that no titles have been announced, so I thought I would use 15 ideas (in reverse marketable order) that the The former president can mention In launch meetings, provided that I can remain awake enough. So here it goes:
Former President Joe Biden is taking his act to Hollywood. Archive: Actor Sean Hayes poses with former presidents Biden, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, along with actors Jason Bateman and Will Arnett. (Seanhayes/Instagram)
15. “Weekend in Biden’s”: a high energy comedy about a presidential spouse that drags what is left of her husband through meetings with world leaders, winners of the Super Bowl and other alarmed visitors of the White House.
14. “Guess who comes to dinner and will not leave”, a powerful drama about a vice president who comes to a presidential dinner, escapes to Lincoln’s room and closes until the next opening day.
13. “Friend, where is my country?” -A comedy stuffed on a president who accidentally fails his entire nation and travels to the world, in the style Anthony Bourdain, looking for him.
12. “What is my line?” – A new version of the classic game program, but with a new turn. Four panelists elegantly dressed try to remind the former president of the United States what he really did to make a living.
11. “Joe drop -down”: The story of a man who prefers to smell the hair of women visitors to the White House than to do something related to politics.
10. “Biden My Time”: A drama about a former president who believes that Presidents Grover Cleveland and Donald Trump can have non -consecutive terms, why can’t he? How to wait for the next four years and run for president again, at 86, and claim what was legitimately his.
9. “Last Amtrak To Dover”: A president says goodbye to his nation, but surprises everyone by demanding that his helicopter land at the Washington DC Union station, so he can take his beloved Amtrak to Delaware for the last time , and the history of The Merry the villagers on the train are delayed for nine hours for security.
8. “From here to the dark”: a drama of medical crime about a former president whose favorite pharmacy of the chain of the center’s chain closes due to the organized organization of stores, and his battle of a man to reopen the store and save the work of four shelves and 26 pharmacists.
Hunter Biden could have a Hollywood future if he follows his father to the left coast. Archive: Hunter Biden, son of former President Joe Biden, speaks with media members outside the Capitol in Washington, DC, on Wednesday, December 13, 2023. (Tierney L. Cross/Bloomberg through Getty Images)
7. “Mr. Biden goes to Hollywood”: the story of an individual without ability to act, average appearance, a total inability to remember its lines and a qualification that under sea level, which assaults the industry of the industry of the Cinema, whether I like them or not.
6. “Orange is the new orange”, a fantasy in which the former president imagines that his predecessor and successor (the same person) goes to prison for a series of invented crimes and minor crimes, followed by the world that insisted that Biden receives a second mandate in the White House.
5. “All the president’s men”, surprisingly unlikely history of an American president retained as a group of leftists who take over the government and make the country a socialist state without borders, Oh, hope, that really happened. It doesn’t matter.
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4. “My Left Michael Foot”: A nostalgic look at how presidential candidate Joe Biden plague , and how it happened again in the period prior to the 2020 presidential campaign, and the endearing history of how the main media could not have less importance.
He informs that a Guild of America and Sunday Directors and the film festivals of Sundance and Cannes already nominated Dr. Jill Biden for the best director of anything that seems to be exaggerated.
3. “Obama’s drama”: the moving history of a former president who favored his secretary of state about his vice president to run for president in 2016, and the secret joy of Biden and the thirst for revenge when he lost to Donald.
2. “I fell but I went up again”: how a president used an obedient medium to convince voters that the self -denominated “Gaffe Machine” that fell asleep in climate change events, remained on stage in a military graduation and He called a congresswoman who had sadly perished in a car accident, was still a viable candidate for a second mandate.
1. “Excuse me, dad”: the moving story of a drug addict in recovery, a criminal who gives taxes praying to his father to keep him out of prison.
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Former President Joe Biden has left the White House by … Hollywood and is looking for ways to bring cash. Archive: The outgoing president Biden and the first lady Jill Biden greet the president -elect Donald Trump and Melania Trump when they arrive at the White House in Washington, DC, on January 20, 2025. (Jim Watson / AFP through Getty Images)
Actually, Mr. President, this is what is likely that Hollywood say once they really think if the United States wants to know about you again:
Don’t call us. We will call you.
